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Wednesday, February 23, 2005
 
A Plan to Combat Iran and North Korea?

From the Onion:

Bush Determined To Find Warehouse Where Ark Of Covenant Is Stored

WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprise press conference Monday, President Bush said he will not rest until the warehouse where the Ark of the Covenant, the vessel
holding the original Ten Commandments, is located. "Nazis stole the Ark in 1936,
but it was recovered by a single patriot, who braved gunfire, rolling boulders,
and venomous snakes," Bush said, addressing the White House press corps. "Sadly,
due to bureaucratic rigmarole, this powerful, historic relic was misplaced in a
warehouse. Mark my words: We will find that warehouse." Bush added that, after
they are strengthened by the power of the Ark, U.S. forces will seek out and
destroy the sinister Temple of Doom.


- posted by Joshua @ 2:45 PM
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