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Tuesday, April 01, 2003
 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's been a while. While this war has been going on, there just hasn't been a lot to post. But here's some good stuff:

"In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam
Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies,
housing, education – anything that's needed. Isn't that amazing? He
finally comes up with a domestic agenda – and it's for Iraq. Maybe we
could bring that here if it works out." -- Jay Leno

"Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a
1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey,
look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'" -- Craig Kilborn

"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass
destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq.
There's just one problem -- it's in North Korea." -- Jon Stewart

"War continues in Iraq. They're calling it Operation Iraqi Freedom. They
were going to call it Operation Iraqi Liberation until they realized that
spells 'OIL.'" -- Jay Leno


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